Tuesday, January 30, 2007

On Mika and other trivialities:

No this IS NOT a post on Mika Hakkinen

It has been one of the founding principles of this blog to offer to its readers(readeR actually....... ME!) upto date objective analysis of the most irrelevant news floating around the Indian airwaves.The latest rage on Indian television nowadays besides Shilpa Shetty's innecessant tears and "Why does everyone hate me?" moanings is the Mika Sawant(that is his name INNIT?) song "Bhai....tu ne pappi kyon li" .YES YES ... i dont have too much of a taste when it comes to watching TV.....but then again. neither do you....

The desperate attempts at boosting his otherwise obviously flaccid career with such irrelevant lyrics,jarring beats and OF COURSE the collaboration with the 16 time Grammy award winning "rap artists" called the "Meet Brothers"(they know their music is so bad that they dont even wanna reveal their full names.. clever boys them are.) has got the line "LOAN SHARKS AT ME DOOR... PLEASE BUY THE TAPE" written all over it.

Serves him right for kissing a "Bharatiya naari" on her lips...as she said..... "I can tolerate a kiss on my cheek but not on my lips" (which happened RIGHT before she displayed the NEW tattoo on her lower back just above her.....reminding me of ...ahhhh NEVERMIND)

Now pay for the crime Mika....as Kumkum in "KumKum: ek pyaara sa bandhan" has said (among other things) "Tumne bhaaratiya naari ke astitva ko lalkaara hai....ab bhugtho"...Or was it Kitu in "Kitu sab kuch jaanti hai" who said that?? .... Hmmmmm.. me watching too much Quality TV.... need to cut down.....

Moral of the Story: Hell hath no Fury like the Item Girl scorned. I concur.

P.S: The "Meet Brothers" have NEVER even come close to watching a Grammy award presentation on TV.. Let alone win it.Factual accuracy is not one of this blogs founding principles.


Negat|veCreep said...

Any song with "Bhai" and "Pappi" as a catchline is well on its way to going platinum. But I must confess, I've never heard it. Desperately searching for it now. Smut is what we live for, eh? ;-).

As for Kumkum and Kitu, ahem, definite overdose of high-quality television. Too rich for my tastes. You might want to cut down, too.

Thucydides said...

Ah, well, with virtuosoes like Kelly Clarkson winning Grammy s, you really cannot discount the Meet brothers' chances, can you?

Quality TV....an oxymoron if there ever was one.

How u been?

Everyman said...

So how was Mika made to pay? In cash or kind??? Looks like ur becomin a news critic now eh :-D

Let's have more!

i hang like a star; said...

Er.. wasn't it Kimi Raikinen (sp?).. I dunno.
However, Mika and the infamous Rakhi rubbish is BRILLIANT. Of course, she should whoop his arse for his bullshit and for inflicting general pain on the masses.

Anonymous said...

long time huh??
anyway, me now retiring (temp) to a slow and boring life of watching tulsis and parvatia.. am sure the super professional news channel will keep me updated on the perils and escapades of rakhis n mikas


Anwesha Chatterjee said...

Long time since your last post...I think its Mika Sign - Dalaer Mehni's kid brother - way too big for his boots though!

Oracle Apps items are not even half as absorbing as Bollywood item girls.

And no word against Kumkum please!!!! Yeh soap ka bandhan bahut slippery hain.